Crush them to crumbs with a rolling pin, soup can, or mallet-wielding four-year-old.
Crush, crush, crush...
Change a poopy diaper in the other room; leave the crusher unattended, spinning the bag around and around and around...
Clean up mess, taking care to shake crumbs out of underwear. Restart the crushing process during nap time--with a soup can.
2 comments:
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! THAT is SO funny!!!!!
Cracking up!
Would love to see your recipe for Ritz Chicken... :)
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